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The Return of Dinos

First off, I would like to declare for the record that this Blog is written by a MALE.  My brother (who I am sure was snickering the entire time) sent me a link that analyzes the gender of a webpage.  Apparently I am not using the appropriate amount of stereotypical male words in my post.  Here is my attempt to fix that:

Boobs, Beer, Football, Baseball, Rugby, UFC, Boxing, Spitting, Scratching, Jockstrap, Whiskey, Engineering, Monster Trucks, NASCAR, Drag Racing, Urinals, Spike TV and  LAN Gaming… would welcome any additional words if you can think of them …  it is actually harder than I imagined.

Okay, this post is about reemergence of Dinos.  I thought it odd that there were no less than three occurrences of said extinct animal during our vacation.

Sinclair Dino

Obviously you know where this was taken.  That is, if you happen to be someone that also wasted valuable time actually stopping at Wall Drug in South Dakota.  There is actually a large animated T-Rex there sticking with the theme.  I found this picture a tad ironic.  Can any identify why I think that?  I wonder if the Exxon marketing people were savvy enough to purposely put their sign in that position to cause an association with their gas to the Sinclair filling stations?  I assumed you have traveled enough to know that this green and white icon is the trademark of Sinclair.  They usually have smaller ones in front of their station, however, this one was pretty big.

I had my wife snap this one as we drove by at 75 miles an hour.  I can’t believe it came out as well as it did, but she was zoomed in a little too much to capture the human skeleton that was holding on to the leash.

Dino Skeleton

I honestly have no idea what the purpose for it was – possibly for an exhibit that was up the road.   The pending storm actually makes the image look a little ominous.  The last shot was taken while stuck in a traffic jam in Yellowstone National Park.  We were heading back to our lodge on the road that connects the north and south loops when the traffic came to a dead stop.    There were also very few cars coming from the other way which meant an animal was near the road and some idiot was stopping traffic to gawk at it.  I’m all for stopping and admiring the wildlife, but find an appropriate place to pull off, don’t just stop the rented recreational vehicle in the middle of the road for 35 minutes.  Finally the park ranger showed up and made everyone start moving again.  Turns out it was a sleeping bear about 75ft off of the road.  Linda just about blew a bladder because of it.  Anyway, at least I got something for the blog, so it was not a complete waste.

Dino Evolution

Anyone want to guess what city this car was from?  As a side note, based on the scaling relationship that is one large Jesus Fish.

In my best manly Tool Time grunt, I’ll sign off for now.  I’ll have to recheck the analyzer after this post and see if there are any changes to the previously wrong assessment.

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Coffee 5 Cents, Ice Water Free but NO PARTYING

I had to laugh while taking in the sites at Wall Drug while on our South Dakota trip.  Actually, a more accurate depiction would be …. trying to keep myself entertained while internally struggling to determine why the hell I bothered to detour from my intended destination to go to Wall Drug in the first place.  Unfortunately, my wife convinced me to go and I somehow let my expectations get a little too high – when someone tells you that you can buy all the crap you didn’t know you needed, my expectations was a Super Wal-Mart filled with trinkets from the Wisconsin Dells.  Not the case… they had a few stores, had the obligatory Jackalopes for sale … and a 6 Foot one Linda forced me to get my picture on (NO I will not be posting it) and sure enough free ice water.   This managed to keep my interests for exactly 32 minutes  – eventually I found myself outside the women’s bathroom waiting for Linda (I know.. TMI, but I didn’t want you to think I was just hanging out there for no reason).  Apparently this was an employee communication area since it had a number of bulletins pinned to the wall – one of which caught my eye.  One particular sheet went into great detail how male employees can wear jeans, but women were forbidden from wearing jeans and must wear black slacks or a skirt.   I decided the owners might be religious since we have similar sects around here that have the same rules for their women.   What really made me laugh was a whole dissertation on how there would be no parties in the employee dorms and that individuals caught would be subject to significant discipline including dismissal … and the local police have been notified of this policy.  The only thought that came to mind was … Here you are in the less than happening Wall, South Dakota and you can’t even drink your sorrows away… I’m not on vacation.. I’m in HELL.

Hey Linda! any chance we can get back in the car and start heading to Custer State Park? -no… pretty please -no what if I buy you a cute little jackalope? -no or a “We Must Be on the Backside of Mt. Rushmore” shirt? -no or Black Hills gold jewelery? -no moccasins? -no polished rock? -no let you control the radio on the way there? -no   ……. ugh, I’ll just sit here and wait for the horns and pitchfork to show up

 Just say NO to {Wall} Drug{s}!

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